(Source: excitei)

I should probably masturbate
Me whenever I’m home alone (via spicy-vagina-tacos)
I close my eyes
and I can see a better day.
I close my eyes
and pray

― Justin Bieber (via psych-quotes)


hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i’m a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do

i installed a camera in your room

i’m watching you

(Source: dajo42)



It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons


Just had to make these…

(Source: corgidogs.org)